A Night of Hoopla (7/11/13) Results

Quick Results:

  1. Matt Taven def. Eddie Edwards & Adam Cole
  2. Jay Lethal (as Black Machismo) def. Delirious
  3. Pants off Dance Off: Davey Richards def. The Hoopla Hotties
  4. Davey Richards def. Silas Young
  5. Tag Titles: reDRagon (c) def. Camp Cheese (Roderick Strong & Cheeseburger)
  6. Michael Elgin, BJ Whitmer & MsChif def. ACH, TaDarius Thomas & Athena

Details:

The show begins with ‘Hoopla Hottie’ Scarlet singing the House of Truth National Anthem. And because tonight is being presented by Truth Martini, none of the referees are wearing pants!

Matt Taven def. Eddie Edwards & Adam Cole

A Night of Hoopla started with the House of Truth’s Matt Taven defeating Eddie Edwards and Adam Cole in a triple threat. At one point, Scarlet spanked the referee, which resulted in Eddie Edwards chopping her on the butt.

Special Guest Referee: Maria Kanelllis
Jay Lethal (as Black Machismo) def. Delirious

Jay Lethal was in his Black Machismo gear and defeated the returning Delirious with a roll-up. After the match, Lethal asked Maria, who he called Elizabeth, to marry him. She said “Ohhhhhhh yeaahhhh!”.

Pants off Dance off
Davey Richards def. The Hoopla Hotties

The ‘Pants off Dance off’ was being judged by none other than Judge Jeff Jones. It starts with three Hoopla Hotties, Scarlet, Selezyia, and Val Malone. However, ‘American Wolf’ Davey Richards interrupts the dancing. He talks about how this isn’t what ROH is supposed to be about, and mentions the greats from the past. But then Davey himself starts dancing, and spanks Selezyia. This results in Davey Richards winning the first ever ‘Pants off Dance off.’

Lumberjill Match
Davey Richards def. Silas Young

Silas came out after the Dance Off and asked what the hell just happened. It’s a Lumberjill match but in a surprise twist, the Lumberjills are just male wrestlers in drag. Richards got the win via submission and sang after the match.

ROH World Tag Team Championship
reDRagon (Bobby Fish & Kyle O’Reilly) (c) def. Camp Cheese (Roderick Strong & Cheeseburger)

Cheeseburger made his big ROH debut alongside Roderick Strong to challenge for the ROH Tag Team Titles. reDRagon retained the gold after they hit the ‘Chasing the Dragon’ on Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger even did a Canadian Destroyer at one point during the match, which was hopefully called the Cheeseburger Destroyer.

Martini Interviews ‘Satan’

Before the main event, Truth Martini is out to interview ‘Satan.’ Satan says that QT Marshall only got a job because he sold his soul to him. This results in the HoT taking out ‘Satan.’

Michael Elgin, BJ Whitmer & MsChif def. ACH, TaDarius Thomas & Athena

Elgin’s team pick up the win when he uses the Green Mist on TD Thomas, followed by a Buckle Bomb and Elgin Bomb. Michael Elgin actually did The Worm after the match! To celebrate their victory, the recently married Elgin & MsChif proceeded to make out.

Thanks to cgstong on our forum for the results

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